Disgaea
Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga...
...yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto...
...sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
Ah, aishitageru,
doko ni ite mo nando demo.
Aishitageru.
Laharl, we have a problem!
Laharl, wake up! Laharl!
It's a big emergency!
Laharl, wake up! Please wake up!
PLEASE WAKE UP!
What is it? For your sake, I hope it's important enough to disturb my sleep.
Of course!
A Solomon-style Judgment at the Dinero Castle?!
It's over here, Laharl! Hurry! Hurry!
I'm coming, already! Unhand me!
Better treatment for Prinnies, dood!
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Pay us, dood!
We're on strike until we get our pay, dood!
We demand better working conditions, dood!
This is the big emergency?
Yes!
I mean, if the Prinnies go on strike, you won't have anyone to look after your needs, right?
So? You do it. Problem solved.
But I can't!
You rank even lower than the Prinnies! When I tell you to do something, you do it!
Yes, sir! Helping people in need is also part of an angel's duties!
I'll do my best!
Anyway, why should I have to pay the Prinnies wages?
Well, my vassals are by default YOUR vassals, right, Highness?
In which case, it stands to reason that you should be the one to pay them.
I think not! You pay them.
Cheapskate.
What?!
Now, now! No fighting!
Why do they need money in the first place?
Oh, that.
Inside each of these guys is a soul that's committed sins.
Once they either perform an equal number of good deeds,
or save up enough money to equal the weight to their sins, they can be reincarnated.
Oh, I didn't know... In that case, we really do have to pay them.
I'm hungry! Feed me!
You want me to make it?
Of course!
Are you trying to kill me?!
I'm sorry. As much as I love to eat, I'm not so good at cooking things...
Cook me something else!
Sure, but it'll be worse than this.
And you two think that you're qualified to be my servants?!
Of all the worthless...
If I pay you, you'll cook for me, right?
Sure will, dood!
Right, then! I'll go to get the Prinny Squad its pay!
Take me to the richest person in the area!
Yahoo!
One, two, three, four, five, six...
All right, this is all of it.
I want you to pledge fealty to me, Zenisky, no, Overlord Zenisky,
...and not even think about defying me!
Are you sure about that?
So, Krichevskoy's son has returned, eh?
Which is the true Overlord?
You, the former butler of the old Overlord, or his son, Laharl?
The Demon Tome here is proof that you are Overlord!
It's been handed from Overlord to Overlord through the generations in the Netherworld!
My having this means that I am the legitimate Overlord!
Yes, sire!
Daddy?
Oh, is that you, Koganesky? What's the matter?
Do you want me to get you anything?
Daddy, do you know what everyone calls you?
No, what's that?
"Zenisky the Money-grubber"!
That's just the grumblings of the sore losers!
Let them talk all they want, I don't care.
Money-grubber! Money-grubber!
Koganesky! Stop that nonsense this instant!
Money-grubber! Koganesky! Stop that nonsense this instant!
Money-grubber!
No matter what they say,
I have the Demon Tome!
As long as I have that, I'm Overlord no matter what anyone says!
I wish you'd never become the stinky Overlord!
Look at what you've done!
This vase cost me 7 million HL!
Oh, no...
Look at you... I hate you, Daddy!
Plunder everything that isn't nailed down!
Aye aye, dood!
Um... Doesn't this amount to burglary?
What's your point? It's the owner's fault for leaving home with all this stuff lying around.
Yeah, yeah! He brought it on himself!
You two always try to rationalize the bad things you do,
...but you can't waltz in and steal other people's... er, other DEMONS'... property!
Please, everyone! Stop this!
- Right! Next up is Humbaba's place! - Aye, dood!
No, you can't!
Next up, the Minotaur's place!
- Aye, dood! - You're gonna loot more houses?!
Right, next up is the Death Boar's place!
- Aye, dood! - Stealing is wrong!
500 HL is about as high as I can go.
500 HL? Is that a lot? Or a little?
YOU COULD NOT BUYA PIZZA AT BERNIE'S FOR THIS.
Mister, run the numbers again!
If you don't like the offer, try someplace else.
You're just trying to take us for a ride because we're human, aren't you?!
JENNIFER! TIME FOR YOU TO DO YOUR THING.
Coming!
Please, Mr. Shopkeeper, this would be a personal favor to me...
We're in a real tight bind here...
A-All right, all right... For you, I'll throw in a little extra.
Here...
Goodness, what a sweethearted demon you are!
I'm in your debt... I'm looking forward to doing business with you again.
Would it be all right if I took this book, too?
G-Go right ahead...
MEN IN THE NETHERWORLD ARE PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD TOO, I SEE.
At this rate, we'll have enough to cover our repair bill in no time!
It's only a matter of time before our spaceship is as good as new!
I want to hock all this crap!
S-Sure thing, sir.
It's for our Prinnies' paychecks, so just give us whatever you feel like.
You can't! Please pay them lots of money!
More importantly, isn't there any food in here?
Hey!
How dare you trample over the great Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth?!
Oh, it's Mr. Gordon! Hello!
Oh, for crying out loud... You're still here, human?
Naturally. I've been earning money to pay for repairs on my ship, which YOU wrecked!
WE JUST FINISHED PAWNING SOME DEFENDER MERCHANDISE.
Wow, is there really a line of Defender merchandise?!
I'd love to have something! I'll buy something!
HAVE A LOOK AT OUR CATALOG.
Oh, thank you so much!
Perhaps you'd like to buy something, too, Prince? I'll give you a discount.
Not interested! It'll shoot my HL's to hell!
My, what a stingy boy you are!
And that wasn't a very good pun, either.
Get thee behind me, hussy!
That was horrible! They didn't do anything to you!
Look, I'm about to die of hunger over here! Is there any food, or what?!
Make ABSOLUTELY sure that you don't put these anywhere the Prince might see them!
If he spots one here, all the work I've put into this will go up in smoke!
That'll be extra, dood.
I-I'll cut you a special deal!
You find something back there?
I hope for your sake that you're not eating something behind my back!
I wouldn't dream of eating something and not sharing it with you, Highness!
I can't trust a word you say.
Look out, Highness!
W-Why, you little...
Hey, this is... This is my old cradle!
This one... And that one, too!
All this stuff used to be in the Overlord's Castle!
What's it doing in a pawn shop?!
Burglars must've swiped them.
You know, sometime during the two years you spent napping.
It's your own fault for leaving them out while you were away, dood!
You brought it on yourself, dood!
I got burglarized...
Oh, wow! What's this? It's so cute!
It looks like King Krichevskoy's favorite fountain pen.
You mean Laharl's father?
Yep. Um, let's see...
Ah, over there! That's him!
Wow, so that's Overlord Krichevskoy...
That's the man himself. He was such a great man...
Isn't that right, Highness?
You're still too young, Laharl.
I wanna read it!
Then you must first become Overlord.
That goes without saying.
I have no doubt that you will!
I had always planned to take out the old geezer myself,
...but he up and croaked on his own.
You mustn't talk about your father that way.
The important thing now is, where is that Demon Tome right now?
I know where it is!
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I know where it is!
Who's there?
It's been a long time, Prince!
Oh, you two know each other?
No, I don't know this little piggy.
Hand that over!
Laharl!
You pig, there isn't a single crumb left!
Hey, aren't you Koganesky, Zenisky's son?
Etna! You used to serve the old Overlord!
Zenisky? As in my old man's butler? That Zenisky?
Do you remember me now?
Yeah.
I have a favor to ask, Prince!
A favor?
There's also money in it for you!
You said that you knew where I could find the Demon Tome.
Wait a minute, is Zenisky using it to claim the title of Overlord or something?
Yeah, that's exactly what he's doing!
This is unforgivable!
How dare he call himself Overlord without my permission!
I know, that's why I want you to defeat my father!
You want me to off your dad, huh?
Now that's more like it!
All good little demons should be like you!
There has to be some reason for you to ask this.
There is, isn't there?
The weather report didn't say anything about a slight chance of spears today!
Where did you see a weather report?
Who's there?!
We'll have your head!
What the heck was that all about?
She said something about a head.
Setting that aside for the moment, Highness, will you take Koganesky up on his offer?
Highness?
I'm going there, but it's only so I can take back the Demon Tome for myself.
Well, he up and left. What now?
You guys stay here and make sure you get all the money that's coming to us, okay?
Aye aye, dood!
I better not catch you pocketing any of it.
Wow, has Zenisky really changed that much since he became Overlord?
Yeah... all he does is count his money,
not knowing that everyone mocks him behind his back, calling him a money-grubber.
It's so pathetic...
The truth is, you actually love your father, don't you?
Koganesky genuinely cares about Zenisky, so why...
Never mind. Still, are you sure that you want to ask such a thing?
When they hear that he's been beaten by the Prince,
...people will stop thinking of Daddy as the Overlord!
That's why I want the Prince to beat him to a pulp!
Money, how do I love thee? Let me count the bills...
It's been a long time, Zenisky!
Who said that?
Don't try to tell me that you don't remember my face.
You! You're Laharl, Krichevskoy's son!
No, not "Laharl"! Address me as "Overlord Laharl"!
The way I hear it, you're going around calling yourself Overlord,
...but with my old man dead, that makes ME the heir to the Netherworld!
That's a good one!
In that case, show me the Demon Tome, the mark of the Overlord!
Tell you what, you show me yours!
Very well.
Oh, that's right. I left it on this table over here.
It's not here! It's gone! The Demon Tome is missing!
Did you take it?!
I'd never stoop to such low behavior!
But he'll gladly rob you blind while you're away from home!
Koganesky!
Watch closely. I'm about to do as you asked.
What does he mean by that?
I sold the Demon Tome to the pawn broker!
What?!
Koganesky? Why would you do that?
Koganesky...
Betrayed by your own son! You had the devil's own luck, but it just ran out, Zenisky!
Silence! All right, you guys! Take care of him!
What're you doing?! I'm paying you for times like this!
W-We were wiped out...
What can I say, your hired muscle didn't put up much of a fight.
I'll do it myself, then!
Have a taste of my Darkness Slash!
Earth Shaker!
Daddy!
Looks like I win.
From now on, don't you EVER claim to be the Overlord.
I'll also be taking every last thing you own.
You can't! Without money, I won't be able to pay my power, gas, or water bills!
I can't live with all my utilities turned off!
You have a sword to your throat and you're STILL pinching pennies?
That's Zenisky for you...
Koganesky! Please, spare me!
What'll it be, Koganesky?
F-Finish him!
You're going to forsake your own father?!
Begging your son to spare your life is pathetic.
I think I should put you out of your misery right here and now!
What do you think you're doing? Stand aside!
I won't go easy on you just because you're a kid!
I-I'm not moving!
Why are you protecting your old man? I thought you wanted me to kill him!
Don't you see, Laharl? This is what love is.
More of your "love" crap?!
Love, love, love! I'm sick of you and your "love" prattle, you damn Love Freak!
You can call me whatever you like, I don't care!
What's so bad about believing in love?
You and your people are just refusing to see the love that's right in front of you!
You, too, Koganesky. Be honest with yourself about your feelings.
The truth is, you love your father very much.
I do not! I hate Daddy!
I hate him more than anything!
Sounds to me like you like him, though.
I just... I just wanted him to not be Overlord anymore...
...and go back to being my plain old Daddy!
I want my old Daddy back, the one who would play with me!
O my son, forgive me for being the cause of such loneliness in you!
The fault lies with me!
No, it was I who was the horrible one!
No, our sorrows can be traced back to my having neglected you!
Oh, father!
My son!
Oh, puke!
Go spout this crap somewhere else!
Did you send them to another dimension or something?
Are you sure that not finishing him off was a smart idea?
Killing him wouldn't have earned me any more money to pay the Prinnies with.
Oh, so you passed judgment like Solomon did!
Be quiet! Looking at those two made me sick, so I got rid of them, that's all!
Too bad, you had all kinds of different punishment options.
You could've made an example of him by exiling him...
...or forcing him to mine gold in the Netherworld mines for all eternity.
The important thing is, does this place have anything to eat in it?!
I'll cook you something!
You're off cooking duty!
That's okay, Flonne!
Laharl.
Do you love your father?
No, I hate you!
Very good, that is the typical answer for a demon.
I don't mind you saying that for now.
But one day, I...
I wonder what my old man was trying to tell me back then?
Laharl!
The Prinnies are done making dinner. Aren't you going to eat?
Oh, right.
Um, would it be okay if I spoke frankly for a minute?
I was wrong about you, Laharl.
It's true that you're conceited and self-centered and think the world revolves around you.
And there are plenty more shortcomings where those came from.
Would you get to the point, already?!
Today, I discovered the slightest hint of kindness in your heart!
Oh, would you give it a rest?! I don't have to stand here and take this!
Anyway, it's you and your Love Freak crap that made me think of my old man in the first place!
Hey! Where's the Demon Tome?!
It's wasn't there, dood!
What did you say?! Who the hell bought it?!
Laharl, it might be just a small hint of kindness right now,
but I have great hope that you will open your eyes to love.
What the heck is this?
Oh, I bought that at the pawn shop this afternoon.
Isn't the elaborate binding wonderful?
- Why, this is...! - WHY, THIS IS...!
Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de toki no ruupu mezametara,
chigau kokoro motta mono atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
Yokubou de umeru no ka? Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
Hikari to kage kono sekai de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
Omou no mama, kokoro no mama ni ima wa onaji sora no shita...
...hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
Chain react.
Super-babe treasure hunter Etna begins her grand adventure...
...in search of a legendary treasure right now!
Maybe, maybe not, dood.
Mysteries that lie in wait! Horrifying traps!
When I get the treasure, it's going to trigger something!
Maybe, maybe not, dood.
Next time on Disgaea! "The Dungeon of Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not..."
Maybe, maybe not, dood.
This seems kinda iffy. Are they really gonna air it?
Next Time: The Dungeon of Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not... This seems kinda iffy. Are they really gonna air it?
Next Time: The Dungeon of Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not... Maybe, maybe not, dood.
Next Time: The Dungeon of Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not...